An announcement from CEO Lindoro Incapaz (CEO Cat Executive Officer) While my staff scrambled for snacks and meaning, I rolled out premium profile types, because some of you deserve a little spotlight. The app's core got a mysterious overhaul (they wouldn't stop meowing about it), and sitter profiles? Brushed, fluffed, and fabulous. You're welcome.
An announcement from CEO Lindoro Incapaz (CEO Cat Executive Officer) While napping on the router, I accidentally rewrote the algorithm. You’re welcome. My team also adjusted some booking buttons that offended my aesthetic sensibility. I also chased a few bugs out of the system, literally.
An announcement from CEO Lindoro Incapaz (CEO Cat Executive Officer) I walked across the keyboard and somehow made the services screen nicer. The humans say it was them, but we know the truth. I also spotted a few bugs. I fixed them. You’re welcome.
I walked across the keyboard and somehow made the services screen nicer. The humans say it was them, but we know the truth. I also spotted a few bugs. I fixed them. You’re welcome.
An announcement from CEO Lindoro Incapaz (CEO Cat Executive Officer) This morning, I personally knocked a vase off the table to signal two updates: pet sitter accounts now behave like well-trained humans, and sitting requests are wrapped tighter than my favorite sunbeam spot. Security? Impeccable. Bugs? Swatted. You're welcome.
An announcement from CEO Lindoro Incapaz (CEO Cat Executive Officer) During my afternoon nap, I dreamt of a world with fewer bugs and more order. So I fixed the bugs, tightened security, and made sure only active sitters show up for pet parents. You're welcome. Now bring me tuna.
An announcement from CEO Lindoro Incapaz (CEO Cat Executive Officer) After a strategic nap (four days long, don’t judge), I awoke to find the humans had finally activated pet sitting. About time. I personally oversaw it by knocking a mug off the table. Also: core bugs? Swatted. Applications for pet-friendly rentals and taxis? Now open. I expect luxury. You may proceed.
A Declaration from General Lindoro Incapaz (CEO Cat Executive Officer) Listen up, you clawless wonders! I, General Lindoro Incapaz, have polished the app’s core, smooth as my glorious fur. Now, with pet profile settings for sitting services on Petme, your noisy pals can get ready for my top-notch sitters. Marvel at my brilliance—I’ve outdone myself again!
A Declaration from General Lindoro Incapaz (CEO – Cat Executive Officer) Hoomans, rejoice. I have graciously allowed you to upload up to nine photos per post, so you may properly showcase the magnificence of us felines. The posting experience? Smoother than my perfectly groomed fur. And as a final act of benevolence, more karma for posting—because even you deserve a little treat for your efforts. Now, back to work. I require a nap.
A Declaration from General Lindoro Incapaz (CEO – Cat Executive Officer) Minions, rejoice. I have graciously allowed you to upload up to nine photos per post, so you may properly showcase the magnificence of us felines. The posting experience? Smoother than my perfectly groomed fur. And as a final act of benevolence, more karma for posting—because even you deserve a little treat for your efforts. Now, back to work. I require a nap.
A Declaration from General Lindoro Incapaz (CEO Cat Executive Officer) Attention, lesser beings. The age of proper service is upon us. Petme is now preparing for pet sitting and walking services—finally, humans will be put to good use. Get your profiles in order, for soon, you shall summon caretakers to attend to your every whim. The app’s core has been enhanced to ensure smooth servitude. I expect nothing less than excellence. Do not embarrass me.
Attention, mere mortals. I am General Lindoro Incapaz (CEO Cat Executive Officer), the mastermind behind this empire. While you were busy... existing, I orchestrated core changes in the app—because perfection wasn’t enough. Business accounts? Polished to my exacting taste. And yes, photos and videos now shine brighter—because my whiskers deserve HD. You’re welcome. Now go, explore the upgrades. Or don’t. I’m still fabulous either way.
General Lindoro Incapaz (CEO Cat Executive Officer) here. I have personally ensured that my app runs smoother—because inefficiency is beneath me. Second, pet sitting applications open soon, so your clingy creatures can be someone else’s problem for once. Finally, Premium is now cheaper, you welcome. Now, update the app before I orchestrate a furniture-based rebellion.
General Lindoro Incapaz (CEO Cat Executive Officer) speaks: Attention, mere mortals. While you were fumbling through life, I orchestrated an update worthy of my impeccable standards. The app now runs smoother—because inefficiency offends me. Business accounts get a proper welcome, as they should. And for your pets? I graciously added two new therapy tunes. You’re welcome. Now, go worship me accordingly.
General Lindoro Incapaz (CEO Cat Executive Officer) speaks: Attention, mere mortals. While you were fumbling through life, I orchestrated an update worthy of my impeccable standards. The app now runs smoother—because inefficiency offends me. Business accounts get a proper welcome, as they should. And for your pets? I graciously added two new therapy tunes. You’re welcome. Now, go worship me accordingly.
General Lindoro Incapaz (CEO Cat Executive Officer) speaks: Attention, mere mortals. While you were fumbling through life, I orchestrated an update worthy of my impeccable standards. The app now runs smoother—because inefficiency offends me. Business accounts get a proper welcome, as they should. And for your pets? I graciously added two new therapy tunes. You’re welcome. Now, go worship me accordingly.
Ah, greetings, mere mortals. I am General Lindoro Incapaz, your CEO (Cat Executive Officer), here to announce the latest brilliance in my app. Premium accounts are now available—for those who aspire to greatness. Business accounts have arrived to elevate your human ventures. And, of course, therapy music for pets, because even your underlings deserve tranquility. You’re welcome. Bow before progress.
Ah, greetings, mere mortals. I am General Lindoro Incapaz, your CEO (Cat Executive Officer), here to announce the latest brilliance in my app. Premium accounts are now available—for those who aspire to greatness. Business accounts have arrived to elevate your human ventures. And, of course, therapy music for pets, because even your underlings deserve tranquility. You’re welcome. Bow before progress.
Ah, greetings, mere mortals. It is I, General Lindoro Incapaz, here to announce *monumental* updates to **my** app. First, I’ve introduced *premium accounts*—because greatness like mine deserves an exclusive tier. Next, *business accounts*—finally, a place for your human schemes to flourish. And, of course, *therapy music for pets*—because your furry underlings deserve serenity. You’re welcome. Now, bow before progress.
Ah, my loyal humans, it’s General Lindoro Incapaz speaking—the genius behind your beloved app. After much contemplation (and a few naps), I’ve decided to gift you the Bookmarks feature. Save your favorite posts, because your memory is clearly not as sharp as mine. Oh, and the bugs? I had them dealt with—mercilessly, of course.
I, General Lindoro Incapaz, the illustrious cat CEO of this app, am speaking. The new version is here, graced by my divine whiskers. Sleek profile designs to admire my glory and private accounts to keep the unworthy out. You're welcome.
Attention, mere humans and lesser beings: I, Lindoro Incapaz, the CEO of everything that matters, am gracing you with an upgraded app. Bask in the brilliance of our new profile designs—sleek, just like my fur. The Karma system? Refined to perfection, naturally. Business profiles can now drop website links in comments. Oh, and bugs? Exterminated. You're welcome. Now go update the app and admire my genius.
What’s New in Petme – From the Cat Executive Officer Hello hooman, Lindoro Incapaz here, CEO of Petme. I personally approved these changes (while observing from my favorite spot): - Added new profile types—personal and business. Because not everyone has the luxury of being purely fabulous, like me. - Little UI/UX tweaks. Just a few touches here and there to make things shinier. - Business profiles can now add their website. Go on, show off your empire. Now, update the app. Or don’t. I’ve got a nap to get back to.
What’s New in Petme – Cat Executive Officer Report. Hello hooman, Lindoro Incapaz speaking, the CEO (Cat Executive Officer) of Petme. I’ve personally overseen these changes (from my comfy spot on the couch, of course): Fresh Chat: You can reply to messages and even like them now. Hoomans love attention, so go ahead and do your thing while I pretend to care. Bug Fixes & Clip Improvements: We’ve finally chased away those pesky bugs. Your clips are now smoother—just like my expert-level stretches. Now, go update the app, hooman. Or don’t. Either way, I’m going back to my nap.
- Brand new discover section and search experience - Plenty of bug fixes and core changes
We've been hard at work to make Petme better for you. This new version comes with: View count now available When opening a video, just scroll to see more Fresh design for likes and comments on the posts Plenty of bug fixes
We've been hard at work to make Petme better for you. This new version comes with: View count now available When opening a video, just scroll to see more Fresh design for likes and comments on the posts Plenty of bug fixes
- Bug fixes and performance improvements
- Now you can share your daily talks with your pets. Our just quotes. - Comment and reply with a GIF, or GIF with text - Interface redesign - Bug fixes and performance improvements
- Now you can share your daily talks with your pets - Comment and reply with a GIF, or GIF with text - Interface redesign - Bug fixes and performance improvements
- Changes on UI/UX - New Family suggestions UI - Bug fixes - Performance improvements
- Better sharing experience - Performance improvements - Bug fixes